You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew…I have to love this woman as much as I can, for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m., Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me.

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"Friends could have been great to you as a child, but if they no longer hold the value and inspiration that is needed for you to thrive in life, then cut them loose."

"You’ll always be my favorite what-if."

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assbutt-from-gallifrey:

Me at the club.

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9gag:

So that’s what inside the poke ball…
humorous-blog:

sickhumor:

I know the feeling.

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undersoilanddirtt:

omfg

no offense but i want to set you on fire

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portedgotenks:

Happy Valentine’s Day, Bitches.

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avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

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thatagentlemen:

LOOOOOOOL